You just messaged someone on WhatsApp, Facebook Direct Messenger or what the hell ever! It's something important that you want to ask or share with the person.
The @#$%^&* doesn't respond! In fact, the message you sent isn't answered or responded to in years.
Suddenly, out of the blue, the @#$%^&* sends you a request to like their page or whatever freaking thing or business that he or she is launching!
This, dear Reader, is a classic example of a Social Media Slug!
The kind that you should just spray your 'Ignore' concoction on and move the @#$%^&* to your Social Media Trash Bin.
Now, you know.